Nurble nurble

A Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic suggested that political speeches can be improved by replacing everything but the nouns with “nurble”. So we did so.

Being unable to resist putting a bit of semantics into everything, we also scored every noun that remains for how “political” it is, based on how much it matches a Luminoso vector made from all the Presidential inaugural addresses. The average is plotted on a “politic-o-meter”.Nurble vice president, nurble nurble justice, nurble nurble citizens, nurble nurble nurble humility nurble honor nurble nurble nurble people nurble nurble nurble nurble. nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble nurble welfare nurble nurble nation nurble nurble nurble peace nurble nurble world.

We hope you enjoy our weighty contribution to the political discourse. And remember to nurble next Tuesday!

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